Scottish Labour meets the internet: “Clype on this, ya tubes”

Oh, Scottish Labour, what have you done?

You’ve went running full-speed ahead, oblivious, and you’ve accidentally – except entirely on purpose – crossed the Rubicon. I’m not even sure you’ve noticed, so intent are you on finding a stick on the other shore to beat the SNP with. There’s no coming back from this, no return, no ‘rejuvenation’ of the party; you’re over there on the other side of the river and you’re digging your own grave.


I am of course talking about the monumental stupidity that is #clypegate, or, for those not up on the hashtag – Scottish Labour compiling a ‘dossier’ of 46 SNP members who were ‘abusive’ on Twitter.

No, you did read that right, Scottish Labour have taken it upon themselves to be the political party of the Daily Mail, policing the internet and shaming those who dare to disagree with them.

We shall scourge the interwebs of all vile traces of abusive separatism!” they cry, hellbent on silencing everyone who dares to suggest that their party may be full of liars, cheats, swindlers and neo-liberal idiots who couldn’t recognise a socialist if the Daily Mail did a four-page spread on them. Oh, will I be on the next list after that? Fuck ’em.

The ‘dossier’ did contain some examples of language that was unequivocally unacceptable but the rest? Calling Jackie Bird a cow? Saying Blair McDougall is fat? Well, the former might be unpleasant but it’s a personal opinion and Jackie Bird hasn’t exactly endeared herself to the portion of the Scottish populous that is no longer singing from her Labour-love-in hymn sheet. Also, Blair McDougall is quite a hefty bulk of a man. I don’t say that as an insult but if stating his position on the BMI is enough to get you on ‘Scottish Labour list of Cyber-natty-terrorist-bastards that Sturgeon must condemn’, then by jings Scottish Labour have went past straw clutching. They’re as well standing in a field and asking Sturgeon to expel bales of hay from the SNP.

That bale of hay called me a socialist!” Well, yes, I can see why that would be traumatising to a Scottish Labour MP. Well, to ‘the’ Scottish Labour MP.

This is what it has come down to. With few exceptions, Scottish Labour have attempted to silence Scottish voters because they swear on Twitter. Scottish people…swearing. For the love of all the gods, Scottish Labour, you have the term ‘Scottish’ in your fucking name! Why the faux outrage that your fellow countryfolk like to indulge in a bit of colourful expletives? Is it because you’re truly appalled by this ‘vile’ behaviour and wish to clean up the internet like some sort of Tory-Lite Batman locking up the Joker because he commented on one of Bruce Wayne’s Instagram pics calling him a ‘posh bell-ended fuckwit’?

The answer is, empirically, no. Scottish Labour don’t actually care about online abuse. They say they do but their actions betray their intentions. This ‘war against the cybernats’ – which has been running since Scotland dared to suggest it may want to govern itself – is merely an attempt to silence those who are now no longer voting Scottish Labour, and who are no longer getting their information from the usual, ‘reliable’, sources.

Social media was a massive help to the Yes campaign during the referendum with activists and ordinary members of the public able to come together and share information, dates of events, blogs, videos, and the excellent deconstruction of MSM bullshit from the likes of Wings Over Scotland. Social media and the internet opened up the people of Scotland’s minds – myself included – to so much of their own country – history, politics, culture – that had been suppressed for so long. The result of all that online engagement – as well as all the offline campaigning – was Scotland coming close to voting for independence. Terriyfing.

Now the SNP has over 100,000 members and 56 MPs in Westminster. Scottish Labour has been mortally wounded and the Holyrood elections next year don’t look too good for them either. They are losing on all fronts and the people of Scotland ain’t listening anymore. Cue ‘vile cybernat abuse’ hysteria.

It should go without saying that you should treat others with respect online, even those you disagree with politically. Yet there are many humans in the world with an internet connection and some of them aren’t the nicest of individuals. Scottish Labour are trying to portray ‘online abuse’ as the sole domain of Scottish independence – particularly SNP – supporters. What a crock of absolute horse shit.

You take a stroll through the internets, visit any news site, game site or even Youtube video and you will find some arsehole mouthing off and sending abusive messages and content to other people. This is, sadly, the nature of the internet. Scottish Labour folk acting as if the internet, up until the rise of the SNP, was some rose garden of harmony are taking the absolute piss. They know the way the internet works. They know abuse isn’t limited to the relatively tiny spectrum of Scottish politics – in relation to the internet at large – yet they can’t help themselves.

They see a nat-bashing opportunity and they’re out the gate before they can even think.

They also seem to have a rather strange fixation on anyone who dares to call them ‘traitors’. While it’s not a honorific I would use myself, I can see why many people would think the Scottish Labour party should be labelled as such.

They betrayed the confidence of the elderly when they lied to them about the loss of their pension if Scotland voted Yes.

They betrayed the droves of Labour supporters who still believed in the founding principles of the Labour Party, when they made their move to the right in search of Tory votes.

They betrayed everyone with a conscience when they voted to take Britain into the illegal war in Iraq.

Some may also say they are traitors to the cause of British socialism and socialist values with their anti-immigrant, welfare-bashing policies.

Yet, out of all of that, it’s the public calling them on it that’s the problem, not Scottish Labour’s actions. No wonder they are where they are.

If Scottish Labour and the hangers on really wanted to tackle online abuse in Scottish politics they would have done so in a mature and coperative manner; they wouldn’t run to the papers looking to intimidate and silence ordinary members of the public. They would look for cross-party coperation and they would take care of the abusive – and prominent –  trolls in their own house.

The fact they don’t, or are reluctant to, speaks volumes.

This isn’t – and never has been – about online abuse. This is about control. Scottish Labour see it escaping their clutches and are doing everything they can to get it back.

Sorry folks. The genie is out of the bottle. Trying to get it back in by clyping on it because it swore once upon a time ain’t going to work anymore.

We’re not afraid of you and we’ll continue to speak out, to criticise, to hold parties to account – but we’ll do it on our terms.

(Also, how offensive is this whole dossier thing to the people who actually do suffer horrific online abuse on a daily basis? How dare you, Scottish Labour, make cheap political capital out of this. Are there no depths to which you cretinous bastards won’t sink to?)

11 thoughts on “Scottish Labour meets the internet: “Clype on this, ya tubes”

  1. Am reminded of Andrew Marr asking Miliband if he was Socialist and him vigorously denying it , as if it was a slur Labour have no idea what they are

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  2. Love this . Well done

    Popped it on google page for mates to see. The farce that is Slab is now” not very funny” … Honest.

    Losers . See the last of them dealt a blow in the SE 2016.

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  3. I had a good look at the list, I,m not on it, how disappointing. I hope to get my badge of honour soon. Traitors will hate. Do you think I,m in with a shout?

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  4. What a laugh that gave me. Well done and keep it up. Sorry to say but Labour cut their own throat, in full view of the Scottish people. Labour only have themselves to blame. Lynda

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